Self Hypnosis

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Shellie_-_best__wince_
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Last January, at Dr. Joe's Fantasy Camp, Dave Goodin spoke about how he mentally got where he is today.  He mentioned hypnosis. 

I have been using self hypnosis recordings for a while now.  I wanted to share where I found them. 

www.hypnosisdownloads.com

They have everything from controlling eating to improving mental toughness.

 

 
Oblique_avatar
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Do you think I can use this type of stuff to make everybody hire me? Wink
 
Blue_brasil
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Sean, no Innocent
 
Walken
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Sean...there are plenty of subjects on the site that are perfect for you:

 

Body Dysmorphia

Nervous Breakdown

Stop Obsessive Thoughts

Porn Addiction

Think Thin

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaning - oh wait...that one cant be right

Stop Binge Eating

Masculine Man

Building Self Esteem

Perfect Body

Crying at Work

Stop Nose Picking

Relieving Constipation

 

 

the list goes on and on!

Cool

 
Oblique_avatar
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Jordan, my friend. I am disturbed byt he fact that you just compiled such a comprehensive list. Aren't you supposed to go build a rocket or something? And dude, please...at 500g CHO a day, the last one is NOT applicable!

However, I did not see one dealing with Jamie Eason. They need to write one for her, because she is addicted to me.

 
Walken
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She doesnt even know who you are Sean...She keeps asking me (after we wake up in the morning) who the Sean character is who keeps sending her obscene emails of himself wearing a stained white t-shirt with holes in the armpits and shorts pulled up so the quad is shown.  you are a weird dude. 

 
Walken
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I mean...she definitly doesnt respect your quad sweep McCauley...she told me so!

burn!! 

 
Img_9563
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Jordan are you serious about the "after we wake up in the morning" part?Laughing
 
Img_9563
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Jordan are you serious about the "after we wake up in the morning" part?Laughing
 
Walken
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oh course...

it is a well know fact that Jamie Eason is obsessed with me!

I mean...can you blame her...I am 50 lbs lighter than McCauley, and I can both out squat him AND out deadlift him by an amount so embarassing to him that I cant bring myself to disclose it over such a public channel. 

 

Cool

 
Oblique_avatar
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"Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations. Most people have to pay for something like that."

name it Jordaniski!

Oh, Jamie said something about the fact that your lats are lagging. I tried to stand up for ya buddy, but she was insistent that she never be with a dude who doesn't have a strong enough taper.

 
Walken
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Well then I guess you are screwed! lol

Im gonna go with Dodge ball...even though I am pretty sure thats wrong...but it made me think of:

"its 3 on 1, a menage a troi of pain" I probably totally spelled that wrong...but whatever, I dont need to know how to spell it...I am still having one with Jamie Eason and Jessica Biel!!

"usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action" 

 

 
Oblique_avatar
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What happened? I just blacked out when I thought about how those two are waiting for me at my house. And why do they wait at my house?

Because both Eason and Biel like quad sweeps Jordan. Sooooo, uummmm....awkward moment....but...............ummmm, yeah. Sorry bud! Eason, Biel and I get along great. The three of us sit around post-coitus and watch ESPN 8 "The Ocho" together. Its great.

 
Tri_talley
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How did I miss this thread?!  Jordan, I almost feel bad for the post today now - you really brought the humor up compiling that list on Sean - WOW that was funny!!!!!!!
 
Pose_with_santa_1
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Sad part is: he was right on! I damn near had a giggle fit reading over those!