Daily Affirmations

Do you all use daily affirmations to keep yourself going?  If so, what are your favorites?

an example:

Stewart Smalley, SNL, "I'm good enough! I'm smart enough!  And doggone it, people like me!"

Lately, I keep telling myself, I have to lift hard so I can be an Amazon Woman like Mary Ford.

Maybe I should tell myself I should lift hard so I can be an Amazon woman like Mary Ford too. 

(That's cool you said that Shell.)

oh oh oh I have one I use every day!!!!!   It goes like this!!!!!!!! 

"I'm going to close my eyes, then open them, look in the mirror and find ONE good thing about my off season body".....okay...now I will try that again....one more time?.....and again.....and again.....wait.....it might work if I close just one eye.....maybe another mirror?  maybe another affirmation?  maybe some Prosac? 

Hey Mary, I think that too. 

Maybe it's my scale, maybe it's my mirror, maybe I do need Prozac or maybe even Electro shock?!?

Mary, your offseason body is GORGEOUS!!  Fabulous, Darling!

Dan, I like that one too.  I'm just thick......I'm building! 

You ever see "Stuart Smalley Saves His Family"?? Funny frickin' movie.

"hey dad, you wanna get loaded and go change some storm windows??" - Stuarts brother after its revealed that like 4 generations of smalleys have met their end changing storm windows and then falling off the roof. HAHAHAHAHA

I forgot about that movie.  Yes, I saw it years ago.  We need to find it.  The kids would laugh their butts off.