Tyler's emotional breakdown, and how he turned to Carrot Cake to supplament his happiness!

Tyler, again, lost his battle with cake Saturday evening at a birthday celebration in Boston's Little Italy district.  The Team K member has a history of sugary binges that often end up in reckless behavior, public nudity, violent outbursts, depression, unnecessary metrosexual behaviors, unexplained outbursts of inappropriate hip hop dance moves, and on one occasion a sugar induced coma.

Tyler's dependence on sugar is what initially brought the struggling weight-lifter to hire Dr. Joe, and has since experienced great success...that is until this most recent episode.

Speculations have been made as to why the aspiring bodybuilder turned to the "white devil" (aka monosaccharide).  The general consensus is that he feels as though he may be slipping further and further behind his training partner (Jordan) in terms of muscularity, definition, symmetry, and over all aesthetics.  And he would be right, although he has continued to show great advances in his physique throughout the past year, and one would think this would be enough to keep his sweet tooth at bay.

Just look at the pictures some local photographers captured of Tyler just a few short days ago.  You can see the on coming state of euphoria in his face as he is being served his second piece of cake, and the apparent shame he is feeling as he tries to hide his face from the encroaching photographers.

One can only hope that Tyler finds what he is looking for in the weight room, so that he can stop searching for it on the underside of a piece of cake.

Really funny pictures.  I like the just about gone glass of vino too.

How did I know to do one of my rare log-ons now!

First off - Tyler I knew we shared a significant bond - I felt it, I knew it, It is deep and meaningful and I am even more in love we you then ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan - you know this will come back at you uglier and probably even more public :-)

............was there in fact naked running???  EXCELLENT

oh please...how could I resist!  That kid is constantly trying to sabotoge me...a Pre-emptive strike this may have been...but unwarranted it was not!

why am I talking like yoda?  lol 

And dont think I have forgotten about your hand in everything that went down at the dinner table at Nancy's camp dog...im just biding my time...

I have yet to meet this Tyler, but I know Jordon and I would doubt if there was some sort of scientific experiment used to get him to eat it.......

Tyler I am living vicariously through you.  Was the cake good?

its not an experiment Jamie...dont you know, that carrot juice has long been used as a health drink to promote vitality and testosterone levels, the sugar in the cake acts as a supreme delivery agent for this vital nutrients to get to the muscles...I would highly recommend that you eat at least 2 peices of carrot cake every day of your peak week.  In fact, it could hurt to start now...pro-card here you come!!

The carrot cake was good.  Make sure you get the vanilla frosting.  I think I'm going to surprise Luckydog with a cake of her own.

Tyler...it was cream cheese frosting...I know because I kept smelling it!!!!

you bet buddy...perhaps you could thank me by spelling my name right...at least once anyway.